Donald Trump is in the process of Cleaning up things, will screw lots of Indian NRIs too, NDTV will raise lots of Emotional Drama,
No Stupidity like Devyani Khobragade case who took a Converted XTian Maid to USA & expected her to behave like Indian “Baai” there !
An Indian who is not Naturalized NRI (GRE,GMAT,Microsoft,Google Jobs etc) is usually as Cheapo as “Shyamlal” of movie Tezab !
Bodyshopped NRI arouses the Mass Murderer in you ! You wish to Watch his Mock Trial in Kangaru Courts & then Slogging hard in “Gulaags” or Labor Camps !
I must be a Russian in past birth
Mitron American/British/German are Smart Race. They all hated me like a Russian Commander at my Workplace despite all my shameless Sycophancy & Flattery !
I am usually “Assassinated” in Western Corporate Set-Ups , but with Honor ( Creating Fake Business Losses & 11 month Salary Free !)
I face strange incidents while dealing with Western Nation people,
e.g a German Air Hostess will shriek on me “Do I look like Vodka Supplier ” when I ask simple “IS it Water” !
Probably I made her remember the Rapist Red Army Commander who raped her Granny in WW2 !
But I am never subjected to embarrassing Security Checks which my Colleagues usually face ! I just keep my Coins & Keys in my Laptop Bag ! Respected like Russian Commander !
NRIs are one of the worst creatures of World
Last 7 yrs somehow I feel Mahadev is writing strange Script, on one hand he gives me ” Pyaar ki Badaria” kind of Wipro’s Beautiful Manager,
Caring Maids, Actress Jayaprada kind of Profiles at Hard Start-Ups,but on the other hand , Mahadev is making me cruel like Stalin by exposing me to Cheapo NRIs,
who went by Body-shopping or poisonous ,ultra insecure, political Snakes like those at Amazon !
While I can still just laugh off the Amazon Poisonous Snakes and empathize at their misery but for Cheapo NRIs,
I wish I had a Firing Squad like Stalin had, and it does the “Talking” !
Real Americans or even Natural Americanized American NRIs don’t have these issues, but BoddyShopped NRI ones are horrible.
They live in 90s, thinking that they are throwing Dollars at us,when Indians with MNREGA,6th Pay Commissions,Govt SOPs etc have much better Life than most Americans.
Boddyshopped NRIs will talk Million Dollars always but won’t treat the Team even Rs 100.We have to pay even his Tea Bills.
Will try to copy Amazon style Conflict & Frugality not realizing that he is appearing like GT Road “Dalla” of Women !
Bodyshpped NRI will prove Academic Mistakes in Work just to cut few hundred dollars in Payment !
Real American,British or even Naturalized Americans Indians don’t do it !
Indians don’t mix Academics with Money unlike West, if you say I can’t pay few 1000 $$ , people will accept happily but if you Mix Academics with Money, then only Firing Squad should do the talking !
Bodyshopped NRI will talk maximum of Beef,Steaks etc ! Real Americans/British never do !
Buggers don’t realize that Indians don’t mind them eating all the Ugly American Cows !
We Protect only Desi Cows Breed ! Beef is considered Poor Quality Meat in India !
Indians love tender Meats like Rabbits,Exotic Birds,Deer, exotic Fresh water Fishes etc.
This again needs Firing Squads to do the explaining to Bodyshopped NRIs !
Bodyshopped NRI will talk of how he dreams of Jesus always when most American Unicorn Founders who Pay him are turning Hindus !
India under Congress has been very Selfish
Great, Modi ji generating Jobs in USA ! Now one day USA will allow me to do “Maa-Missisippi Aaarti” !
Congressi used to get their Kids educated in USA but buy Oil from Arabs,Lick dirty Arafat & buy Weapons from Italy for Commission ☺
Saudi Arab must be forced to be turned into a bit Samajwaadi !
There should be a Mulayam Singh Yadav born there ! May be the same !
Fourth Modi ji must declare that in Afganistan with CISF & ITBP, India has more force as compared to any NATO Nation
Also India must make USA as Food Security Partner. Import Corn & Chicken Legs ! Separate Farmers & Middle Class !
NRIs will always want Lalu-Congress to rule India
Modi jj is massaging China’s Balls while building ability to fully Crush it ! Thats the way forward, it will solve most of India’s issues .
India has defeated Maoism, Now with Ambani-Tata etc into Defence, Modi ji making India 2X times militarily Powerful !
China friendship will make us use their Lands,Cities,Infra etc, India can convert Chinese to Hinduism but only after defeating Maoism.
Pakistan will be just a Brothel for both India & China.
USA will be good friend but USA mostly benefits NRIs and funny enough, most of them want Lalu-Congress-Devgouda etc back !
India must always be in 90s for the NRIs. That makes them appear Cream in USA ! Modi ji must not care for them !